It’s almost shocking

My date walks into the bar. Had a little bit of a limp. Sits down and I notice a slight tremor. So slight that I wonder if I’ve just had too much to drink. We talk. He’s definitely shaking. We talk about his work selling alarm systems. I ask how he got into that.

He says he started it when he quit being an electrician.

Because he was tired of getting shocked all the time.

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