No Parlez Anglaise

These are actual introductions I received on Match.com

1) Really?

grace and peace to you Kathleen, grace and peace. i certainly like to take a moment to speak blessings and peace into your life. i hope you are free from anger, fears, worries and anxieties. Upon awakening i hope that you have inspirational and intuitive thoughts so that you may operate on a much higher plane. i wish that you have the mental stability and the physical endurance to carry out your responsibilities. i thank you for responding, it is a honor to meet you, again my name is andre, i do hope that i leave you being glad to have met me, and i hope that you recieve inspiration from me. grace and peace, andre

 

2) And from yet another…

Love ur smile

How are you doing?

Hope you are fine. My Name is Benny …Those who wishes to sing always find a song, I am ready to sing… I ran into your profile, after reading and I really did like your pretty smile and your profile. I hope that you are still looking for the right man because I think I am the one who you’ve been looking for lol!!!, I too is looking for a true friend and a true person and a true love, I would love to make you my princess!!!.

I was so much convinced in my heart to contact you. I am interested in getting to know more about you, if you don‘t mind. I would totally be drunk with joy and happiness if I can have the opportunity to get into communication with you. I must confess you look really cutie. Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it, but I can see your beauty through your smile. What you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful, your facial expression shows your beauty for real, first expression matters a lot in life.

The sparkle in your eyes could make the stars jealous. Dear Only God’s creations can compare to the beauty I see from your smile face. I would like to get to know more about you if you don’t mind, when I am involve I don’t joke with my relationship because I know the worth and the value of it. If you are interested kindly get back to me, tell how long you have been in this dating site and you are 100 per cent free to ask questions, because I’m easy going person who love to have fun. I’m spontaneous, adventurous. I know how to enjoy life and know when it’s time to be serious. I look at everything in a positive manner. I have a well-rounded personality enjoy various cultures of people food and music.

I like to make the best of what God put before me .I don’t ask for anything I can’t give. I also go to email you why i contact you, send pic to see if i qualify to be the one!!! as I’m illiterate on this site so couldn’t post more photos my friend help me with putting the picture on lol. So if you think I’m might be the prince!!! I would really love to get much along with you because we both never know what the future got to give us …

Thanks so much and dieing to read from you soon

Benny

 

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